Dear Indians !!! Dear Indians,
Are v proud of ourself, if not please take yr precisous time to find outhow proud v are to be Indians.
Q. Who is the Co-founder of Sun Microsystems?
(The company which is sweeping the internet with its brainchild Java)
A. Vinod Khosla
Q. Who is the Creator of Pentium Chip? (Needs no introduction, 90% ofthe today's computers run on it)
A. Vinod Dahm
Q. Who is the third richest person on the world?
A. According to the latest report on Fortune Magazine, it is AzizPremji, CEO, Wipro. The Sultan of Brunei is at 6th position now.
Q. Who is the current president of AT & T Bell Labs? (AT & T Bell Labsis the creator of C, C++, Unix to name a few)
A. Arun Netravalli
Q. Who is the founder and creator of Hotmail? (Hotmail is world's No.1
web based email program)
A. Sabeer Bhatia
Q. Who is the GM of Hewlett Packard?
A. Rajiv Gupta
Q. Who is the Testing Director of Windows 2000?
A. Sanjay Tejwrika
Q. Who are CEOs of the following well known companies? Please find theanswers yourself.
AppNet
America Online (The Largest ISP in the World)
WebMethods
Lucent Technologies (Pioneer in Fiber Optics)
Proxicom
Network Solutions (The sole web domain assigner)
Bell Atlantic
Cable & Wireless
MCI Worldcom
Motorola
U.S. Airways
CIENA Corp.
BioNetrix
Net 2000 Communications
Computer Associates
Metrocall, Inc.
Spacevest
What did you find? Do you find anything common between them?
Yes, they are all Indians.We are known as the Indian Mafia (or Internet Mafia?). We are thewealthiest among all ethinic groups in America, even faring better thanthe whites and the natives. We are the suceess story here.
Let the world know what we stand for. There are 3.22 Million Indians inAmerica.
38% of Doctors in America are Indians.
12% of Scientists in America are Indians.
36% of NASA employees are Indians.
34% of MICROSOFT employees are Indians
28% of IBM employees are Indians
17% of INTEL employees are Indians
13% of XEROX employees are Indians
Some of these facts may be known to you. These facts were recently published in a German Magazine which deals with WORLD HISTORY ACTS ABOUTINDIA.
a . India never invaded any country in her last 10000 years of history.
b . India invented the Number System. Zero was invented by Aryabhatta.
c . The World's first university was established in Takshila in 700BC.more than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than
60 subjects. The University of Nalanda built in the 4th century BC was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education.
d . Sanskrit is the mother of all the European languages. Sanskrit is the most suitable language for computer software reported in Forbes magazine, July 1987.
e . Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to
humans.Charaka, the father of medicine consolidated Ayurveda 2500 years ago.Today Ayurveda is fast regaining its rightful place in our civilizat on.
f . Although modern images of India often show poverty and lack of development, India was the richest country on earth until the time of British invasion in the early 17th Century.
g . The art of Navigation was born in the river Sindh 6000 years ago.The very word Navigation is derived from the Sanskrit word NAVGATIH.The Word navy is also derived from Sanskrit 'Nou'.
h . Bhaskaracharya calculated the time taken by the earth to orbit the sun hundreds of years before the astronomer Smart.; Time taken by earth to orbit the sun: (5th century)365.258756484 days.
i . The value of pi was first calculated by Budhayana, and he explained the concept of what is known as the Pythagorean Theorem. He discovered this in the 6th century long before the European mathematicians.
j . Algebra, trigonometry and calculus came from India; Quadratic equations were by Sridharacharya in the 11th Century; The largest numbers the Greeks and the Romans used were 10 6 (10 to the power of 6) whereas Hindus used numbers as big as 1053 (10 to the power of 53)with specific
names as early as 5000 BCE during the Vedic period. Even today,the largest used number is Tera 1012 (10 to the power of 12).
k . According to the Gemological Institute of America, up until 1896,India was the only source for diamonds to the world.
i . USA based IEEE has proved what has been a century-old suspicion in the world scientific community that the pioneer of Wireless communication was Prof.Jagdeesh Bose and not Marconi.
m . The earliest reservoir and dam for irrigation was built in Saurashtra.
n . According to Saka King Rudradaman I of 150 CE a beautiful lake called Sudarshana' was constructed on the hills of Raivataka during Chandragupta Maurya's time.
o . Chess (Shataranja or AshtaPada) was invented in India.
p . Sushruta is the father of surgery. 2600 years ago he and health scientists of his time conducted complicated surgeries like cesareans,cataract, artificial limbs, fractures, urinary stones and even plastic surgery and brain surgery. Usage of anesthesia was well known in ancient
India. Over 125 surgical equipment were used. Deep knowledge of anatomy,physiology, etiology, embryology, digestion, metabolism,genetics and immunity is also found in many texts.
q . When many cultures were only nomadic forest dwellers over 5000 years ago, indians established Harappan culture in Sindhu Valley(Indus Valley Civilization)
r . The place value system, the decimal system was developed in India in
100 BC.
MANAGEMENT LESSONS : 1
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
MANAGEMNET LESSONS : 2
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung
was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
Management Lessons:
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!
MANAGEMENT LESSONS : 3
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The Brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses And functions." The feet said, " We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The hands said, "We should be the
Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up.All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So The asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a
short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feettwitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss Just sat and passed out the shit!
Management Lesson: You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.
MANAGEMENT LESSONS : 4
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."Well,
why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Management Lesson: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
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Love !!! "Know love, know happiness. No love, no happiness."
"I love you not because I need you, But I need you because I love you."
"Never love a love that hurts, never hurt a love that loves."
"Love is not something that happens on first sight, it happens when you start knowing each other and in turn end up needing each other, for every feeling, for every thought and for every moment."
"I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.
I love you for the part of me that you bring out."
"All my life I was afraid that I would never find love....
and now that I've found it, I'm afraid that I will lose it."
"If I am given a chance to change one thing in this world,
I will change the order of alphabets and place U and I together."
"If a hug represented how much I loved you,
I would hold you in my arms forever."
"We laughed until we had to cry,
we hugged right down to our last goodbye,
we were the best we'll ever be,
just for a moment, you and me."
"I may not get to see you as often as I'd like.
I may not get to hold you in my arms all through the night.
But deep inside my heart I know, this is for real
And no matter what, I'll always love you."
"The stolen kisses are always the sweetest."
"I'd walk half way around the world... for just one kiss from you..."
"Distance can't keep us apart 'cause you'll always live within my heart."
"Every moment of life is so precious and every moment I'm not with you is a moment wasted!"
"You don't love a woman because she is beautiful,
she is beautiful because you love her."
"To be is to love, to love you is to be..."
"It's not being in love that makes me happy.
It's being in love with YOU that makes me happy."
"You know your in love when every time you close your eyes,
you see that special someone."
"I don't miss you and you alone... I miss you and me
together."
"You and love came into my life at the very same moment."
"When you're not here something's missing... my smile."
"Let me not love you, for the rest of your life, but, for the rest of mine."
"I do not have to see heaven, because I see heaven in your lovely heart."
"I hate the stars becauseI look at the same ones as you do, without you."
"Just always remember that even when we are apart I will be missing you!!"
"True love stories don't have endings."
"For the world, you're someone. For someone, you are the world..."
"One day I told god to give me all to enjoy life, and he gave me you to enjoy all."
"Love is when you wake up each morning knowing that you have this great person by your side."
"I know I won't live forever, but forever I'll be loving you."
"The easiest part was falling in love with you??lt;br>The hardest part is being away from you??p;quot;
"I don't want to look at you because, if I did, I would never turn away..."
"When you feel lonely, look to the sky and know that I am somewhere beneath that same sky
thinking of you and wishing you were there with me."
"Missing you is only half the story. Hope the other half is you missing me."
"I wish you could live my life for just a moment.
Then you would you see the difference you mean to me."
"If you think my eyes are beautiful, it's because their looking at you."
"'Tis better to have never met you than to dream about you
and find you not here."
"Love is how close you become to another, no matter how far apart the world may separate you."
"I can't wait to be with you, see your smile, look in your eyes, feel your sweet touch, hear your perfect words
and kiss your pefect lips."
"You have not lived... Until you've found someone... Worth dying for"
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Your Mother !!! Your Mother!!!
When you were 1 year old, she fed you and bathed you.
u thanked her by crying all night long.
when you were 2 years old, she taught you to walk.
You thanked her by running away when she called.
When you were 3 years old, she made all your meals
withlove.
You thanked her by tossing your plate on the floor.
When you were 4 years old, she gave you some crayons
You thanked her by coloring the dining room table.
When you were 5 years old, she dressed you for the
holidays.
You thanked her by plopping into the nearest pile of
mud.
When you were 6 years old, she walked you to school.
You thanked her by screaming, "I'M NOT GOING!"
When you were 7 years old, she bought you a baseball.
You thanked her by throwing it through the
next-door-neighbor's window.
When you were 8 years old, she handed you an ice
cream.
You thanked her by dripping it all over your lap.
When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons.
You thanked her by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old she drove you all day, from
soccer to gymnastic to one birthday party after
another.
You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never
looking back.
When you were 11 years old, she took you and your
friends to the movies.
You thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to
Watch certain TV shows.
You thanked her by waiting until she left the house.
When you were 13, she suggested a haircut
You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.
When you were 14, she paid for a month away at
summer camp.
You thanked her by forgetting to write a single
letter.
When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for
a hug.
You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her
car.
You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, she cried at your high school
graduation.
You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition,
drove you to campus carried your bags.
You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so
you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 20, she asked whether you were seeing
anyone.
You thanked her by saying, "It's none of your
business."
When you were 21, she suggested certain careers for
your future.
You thanked her by saying, "I don't want to be like
you."
When you were 22, she hugged you at your college
graduation.
You thanked her by asking whether she could pay for a
trip to Europe.
When you were 23, she gave you furniture for your
Rst apartment.
You thanked her by telling your friends it was ugly.
When you were 24, she met your fiance and asked about
your plans for the future.
You thanked her by glaring and growling,
"Muuhh-ther,
please!"
When you were 25, she helped to pay for your
wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.
You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 30, she called with some advice on the
baby.
You thanked her by telling her, "Things are different
now."
When you were 40, she called to remind you of a
relative's birthday.
You thanked her by saying you were "really busy right
now."
When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to
Take care of her.
You thanked her by reading about the burden
parents become to their children. And then, one day,
she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your YOUR HEART.
IF SHE'S STILL AROUND, NEVER FORGET TO LOVE HER MORE
THAN EVER..AND IF SHE'S NOT, REMEMBER HER
UNCONDITIONAL LOVE AND
PASS IT ON...
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